beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

everythingmasseffect:

ive-got-no-soul-to-sell:

I live an hour out of Louisville and half of my family lives in Louisville and I’ve been on Skype with them since this started at 8

So far the “purge” has included:
•releasing a giraffe from the zoo onto the streets
•stealing a barrel…

deepcotton57821:

softboycollective:

meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here

And yet I’m not seeing this in any of the headlines right now

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

salutarilyreborn:

final-rush:

salutarilyreborn:

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

final-rush
, see, I and over 150k people agree that this is important

watch it have no seasoning and taste like shit LMAO

It looks too good to have that atrocity adjoined to it…

fretbored:

"hey wait!"

yea? what?

image"what’s that on your back?? do you play flute or something?"

uh no ha ha… here I’ll show you

"OHHHHH! so you play Violin?"image

Un no I play this big guy, it’s a..

"It’s a cello right? Wow that’s so cool"

image

No it’s a…… You know what…… nevermind… cello is close enough